He said to me . ..... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him .... .. . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me .... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ....... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him ... They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him ... I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive， caring and Good-looking?

I said to him . .. . They already have boyfriends.

He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said. . . A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?