~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good. Coming home is better!
~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!"
~When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything， movies， hotels， flights， but you're too tired to use them.
~You forget names ... but it's OK.because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... especially golf....
~Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
~The things you used to care to do， you no longercare to do， but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~Your husband sleeps betteron a lounge chair with the TV blaringthan he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep".
~Remember when your mother said "Wear clean underwearin case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwearin case you HAVE an accident!
~You used to say， "I hope my kids GET married .... Now， "I hope they STAY married!"
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..
~When GOOGLE， ipod， email， modem ... were unheard of，and a mouse was something
that made you climb on atable.
~You used to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?" ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewellery，it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~Your husband has a night out with the guys but he's home by 9:00 P.M. ...next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
~You read 100 pages into a bookbefore you realize you've read it.
~Notice everythingthey sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be frecklesare now liver spots.
~Everybody whispers.
~Now that your husband has retired ...... you'd give anything if he'd find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet .... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~~But old is good in some things:
old songs
old movies
And best of allOLD FRIENDS!!
·标签关键字:OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER 乐趣文章