I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... Sorry....
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Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left ofThe screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal， don't start getting technical on me! I'mNot Bill Gates， damn it!
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Customer: Hi， good afternoon， this is Martha， I can't print.Every time I try， it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the Printer and placed it in front of the monitor， but the computer still says
He can't find it...
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...Tech support: Do you have a color Printer?
Customer: Aaaah....................thank you.
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Tech support: What's on your monitor now， ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in theSupermarket.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is There another keyboard?
Customer: Yes， there's another one here. Ah...that one doesWork
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Tech support: Your password is the small letter a as in apple，A capital letter V as in Victor， the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes， I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh， sorry...Internet Explorer.
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen Saver on my computer， but every time I move the mouse， it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
Tech support: OK， and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well， I have the Letter 'a' in the address， but how Do I get the circle around it?
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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with Her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No， my desk is next to the door， but that is a goodPoint. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window， andHis printer is working fine."
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And last but not least:....
Tech support: "Okay Bob， let's press the control and escape keysAt the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of theScreen Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard， Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P".....on your keyboard， Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!