Book Report
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books，
'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report，
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99
Titanic:...... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:.... The story of Jack and Rose， their forbidden love， and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton :.... The story of Bill and Monica， their forbidden love， and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :..... Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:... In one scene， Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:.... During the ordeal， Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton :.... Let's not go there.
Titanic:.... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :.... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:.... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : .... Monica.. Oh， let's not go there， either.
Titanic:.... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :.... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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